degen #1
HUMLUNDER
Corrupted chart ruler
He doesn't protect the chart. He owns it.
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$BUYS
THE BUYS
Never meet your heroes. Just buy them.
A totally unserious parody meme universe of broken heroes, bad entries, suspicious candles, and questionable buys.
Suspicious Candle
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First bad decision
Genesis Token: $BUYS
$BUYS is the first token of THE BUYS universe. One token. Many broken heroes. Endless questionable decisions.
Token Name
THE BUYS
Ticker
$BUYS
Chain
Solana
Launch
Coming Soon
Platform
Pump.fun Placeholder
Contract
TBA
lore damaged
The Lore
The Lore
In a market where heroes stopped saving people and started buying tops, one unstable squad was created to protect the chart. They failed immediately. Welcome to THE BUYS.
Questionable roster
Meet The Degens
degen #2
WULUEM BATCHER
Professional candle hater
Trusts nobody. Especially green candles.
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THE DIP
Bottomless market creature
Everyone bought him. Nobody survived him.
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degen #5
PAY-TRAIN
Speedrunner of bad entries
Fastest buyer alive. Even faster seller.
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CHARTLIGHT
Hope dealer
Still believes the breakout is real.
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HOLDER BOY
Ancient cycle survivor
He has been here since the previous cycle.
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Token Rollout
THE BUYS / $BUYS launches first. Character tokens unlock later as episodes of the same meme universe.
Phase 1
Launch THE BUYS / $BUYS
Phase 2
Reveal HUMLUNDER
Phase 3
Drop WULUEM BATCHER
Phase 4
Release THE DIP
Phase 5
Unlock full degen roster
Phase 6
Community decides the next broken hero
Broadcast interrupted
Episodes
Episode 1
Launch THE BUYS website
Episode 2
Prepare $BUYS genesis token page
Episode 3
Reveal HUMLUNDER
Episode 4
Drop WULUEM BATCHER
Episode 5
Open Bought International
Episode 6
Unlock the full degen roster
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Fictional corporation
Bought International
The most irresponsible fictional corporation in meme history. They do not save the market. They buy the top and call it strategy.
An original disaster by Bought International Originals.
Risk DepartmentMissing
StrategyBuy first
Legal TeamCrying
Chart ProtectionFailed
Community desk
Join The Buyers
The chart is terrible. The lore is worse. The community is everything.