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Never meet your heroes. Just buy them.
One token. Many broken heroes.
Character dossiers unlocked below. Token links stay placeholders.
Every chapter powers the next broken hero.
$BUYS is the genesis token of THE BUYS universe. When the genesis chapter bonds, the first broken hero unlocks: HUMLUNDER.
From there, every chapter powers the next one. Project-controlled net fees and eligible treasury inflows are routed through a transparent split designed for liquidity, community impact, operations, and reserve support.
Half of eligible project-controlled net fees are reserved to help seed liquidity for the next character token.
The community votes on a verified charity. Donation proofs will be posted publicly.
Used for development, artwork, storytelling, content, tools, and operations.
Used as a transparent buyback or reserve allocation. No price guarantees. No promises.
The dev wallet may make one fixed public $20 buy per token launch. No hidden presale. No private allocation. When a token bonds, the post-bond value of a $10 portion of that founder ticket is reserved to help seed liquidity for the next character token.
Every week, THE BUYS universe releases a new storyboard episode. Before a character token unlocks, the character appears in the main $BUYS storyline. After the character launches, their own page activates with lore, comic panels, memes, and episode drops.
After the original roster is unlocked, the community votes on which broken hero joins THE BUYS universe next.
Awaiting unlockHe doesn't protect the chart. He owns it.
Corrupted chart rulerComing Soon
Awaiting unlockTrusts nobody. Especially green candles.
Professional candle haterComing Soon
Awaiting unlockEveryone bought him. Nobody survived him.
Bottomless market creatureComing Soon
Awaiting unlockSilent. Loyal. Down 97%.
Legendary bag holderComing Soon
Awaiting unlockStill believes the breakout is real.
Hope dealerComing Soon
Awaiting unlockFastest buyer alive. Even faster seller.
Speedrunner of bad entriesComing Soon
Awaiting unlockHe has been here since the previous cycle.
Ancient cycle survivorComing SoonTHE BUYS / $BUYS launches first. Character tokens unlock later as episodes of the same meme universe.
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The Buys is a satirical work of degen fiction. Not affiliated with any real heroes, studios, or financial institutions. No promises. No roadmaps. Just vibes, bags, and bad decisions.
May cause addiction, regret, and sudden lifestyle changes.
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